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03/16/2003 Entry: "Beware the talking fish"

Check out this insane story about a couple of slaughterhouse workers and a talking fish. My favourite part of this article has to be the following:


It instructed him to pray and study the Torah, but Mr Rosen admitted that in a state of panic he attempted to kill the fish, injuring himself in the process and ending up in hospital.

How the hell do you wind up hospitalising yourself by trying to kill a fish?


Replies: 5 comments

rofl

Posted by arioch from 10.0.0.100 @ 03/16/2003 01:39 PM CST

Sounds about right

"I witnessed a miracle, the fish talked to me"

"What did you do?!"

"Oh, I killed it"

Posted by Linguica from 4.63.23.14 @ 03/16/2003 02:56 PM CST

Well he was jewish

Posted by Jon R from 213.107.224.6 @ 03/16/2003 06:38 PM CST

That was a dumb joke about Jews supposedly killing Jesus btw, not some general anti-semetic remark, in case you all think I'm some raving nazi.

Posted by Jon R from 213.107.224.6 @ 03/17/2003 09:05 AM CST

rofl

Posted by arioch from 10.0.0.100 @ 03/17/2003 09:11 AM CST

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