This evening I made a double bacon cheeseburger. Oozing with fatty goodness. I just got a craving for chocolate to I went to a nearby corner store and bought some Rolo Ice Cream for $7.99. It's seems like every time I go there, someone new is working. I guess nobody wants a career working in a corner store?

Um, today in my philosophy class there was a lecture on the metaphysics of feminism (to quote my friend Tim, the papers from last nights reading were "dripping with menstrual fluid") and part of it was on body control that's taught at an early age, such as in school where everyone sits in their specified desk separate from everyone else, you put your hand up to ask a question, etc. Your body movements signal what will come next. Then the prof says that there used to be other rules such as keep your hands on your desk and your legs straight down with heels flat on the floor... then he makes a sidenote, "well that was more to prevent masturbation". WHAT!? Who masturbates in the middle of class?! Although I've heard of someone getting a handjob in the middle of a lecture, so who knows...

I bet mewse would.

apparently if you're a girl you can just sort of rub your legs together, or stimulate the area with your heel

Posted by arioch from 10.0.0.100 @ 03/29/2003 09:13 AM CST

Thank you for your insightful views on the wonder of female masturbation.

Posted by Afterglow from 24.42.72.116 @ 03/29/2003 02:55 PM CST

only chunky girls do what? nark: can masturbate with their thighs masturbate with their thighs get off by rubbing their theighs together girls can do that!?

Posted by Linguica from 4.63.23.14 @ 03/29/2003 07:40 PM CST

uh?

Posted by arioch from 10.0.0.100 @ 03/29/2003 09:01 PM CST

kids have been suspended at my school for masturbation/hand jobs in class.

youre going to have to do some exersize (giving handjobs) if you want to work off that weight from the rolos ice cream fatso.

Posted by mantra from 68.118.224.213 @ 03/29/2003 09:24 PM CST

Yeees.

Posted by Jon from 62.31.255.83 @ 03/30/2003 05:33 AM CST

Only in america!
(and now iraq)

Posted by Jon from 62.31.255.83 @ 03/30/2003 05:34 AM CST